"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
Winter Soldier AU where instead of being a professional assassin he’s a professional maid.
The Windex Soldier.
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr